Well
today is the last day to sign up for affordable health care. Too bad if you can’t
afford it; just cancel paying rent for the rest of your life. If you don’t sign
up for affordable health care, your will be penalized.
The NSA will contact you
via FaceBook or Twitter and let you know that the IRS now will be monitoring
your use of toilet paper. You see every time you buy toilet paper, the USP code
will be scanned as to how many sheets you purchase. Then at the end of the
year, they will know whether or not you have been abusing the ecological
system. You will be fined a 1.2257 % of the 7.5% of tax on what you pay for the
water consumption of flushing your toilet.
OMG they are on to us all!!!
Run for
the hills because the NRA has a new weapon of mass introduction. It is called
bullet balls. It is refurbished Twinkies that didn’t sale in the 1960s. They
look good, still have the spring viability but they will kill you dead with one
shot. If that doesn’t work and you still resist government mandate, you will be
banish to Malaysia and forced to fly on one of their airlines. Banishment!
People
ask me why I wear purple? “When Jesus
came out wearing the crown of thorns and the purple Robe…” (John 19:5) Purple naturally
reminds me of Jesus.
Keep
in prayer each other.
God
bless all and keep you safely in His arms.
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